Violets are blue,
You are my wife,
And I love you.
When I am down, you order my slaves
To make me my favourite meal;
You always seem to be able to tell
Just how it is I feel.
You’re so pretty and kind,
So charming and coy,
And also I think that Carthage must be destroyed.
Last night, in a battle fought across the country, the young wizard Harry Potter delivered a resounding defeat to the Dark Lord Voldemort. Potter was widely considered too young and inexperienced to be a serious threat to He Who Now Can Be Named Freely…
The Progressive Conservatives
The Alberta Party
The New Democrats
I’m not pulling off the nonpartisan act anymore, am I? Fine. You should all go out and vote NDP. I am too impressed with Notley and the party’s policies to make fun of them.
Besides, imagine the look on Stephen Harper’s face if they win.