The Lonely Life of the Writer in the Age of Social Media

March 7, 2016 / Written by Interesting Wizard
Hello, blogosphere. I've been absent for some time but I've recently been reminded that this is a bit of sin. I need to maintain my web presence if I ever hope to be a published or successful author. Agents and publishers want to authors who are active......

I like being lazy…

February 17, 2016 / Written by Kristol Hannah
Good. You are back. Or you have just arrived. Eh, either way, good.

Let’s get down to brass tacks first.

Word Count: 42,741 (Yeah yeah… only 3k more than last time)
Progression: Actually, my progression is my topic.

No, I will not write about writers block, fucking stupid. There are god knows...

Self publishing awesomeness

February 7, 2016 / Written by Kristol Hannah
Hello lovelies! How is the world treating ya?

No, don’t answer that. Considering I have about 5 people that have actually read the blog, and I see you posting stuff on SM sites or other websites, I can actually answer that myself. Any newbies that read this, feel free...

A little bird…

January 15, 2016 / Written by Kristol Hannah
Hello again you wonderful, and unknown to me as of yet, readers!

A lot is going through my mind at this point. Should I have gone with weebly? Will I go with them? Should I set goals for word counts? When will I start my FB and Twitter accounts? How...

Crazy mess incoming

January 13, 2016 / Written by Kristol Hannah
So I had this insane idea to start a blog… Before that, I had another insane idea that I would write a book. Now here I am writing to no one in particular, attempting to gain an audience of readers to share my experience with the entire process. And...

Breaking News: Potter defeats Voldemort

October 20, 2015 / Written by Christopher Leapock
Last night, in a battle fought across the country, the young wizard Harry Potter delivered a resounding defeat to the Dark Lord Voldemort. Potter was widely considered too young and inexperienced to be a serious threat to He Who Now Can Be Named Freely......

A metaphysical interview with Thomas Mulcair

October 16, 2015 / Written by Christopher Leapock
Last on my list of interviews was Thomas Mulcair, the leader of the New Democrats. It took a while to get hold of him, because when I called his campaign office a recording said the line had been disconnected. Eventually I tracked down...

A metaphysical interview with Justin Trudeau

October 15, 2015 / Written by Christopher Leapock
After my unsatisfying interview with the Prime Minister, I met with Justin Trudeau, leader of the Liberal Party. That didn’t go much better.

To start with, he wanted to meet me on a beach in Cuba. When I got there he was lying...

A metaphysical interview with Stephen Harper

October 14, 2015 / Written by Christopher Leapock

So it’s been a long time since I posted anything here, despite the obvious fact that there is a national election going on and everyone is in a tizzy. I’ve been busy, mostly working on a new book, which is turning out to...